blegh blah.

can I please lose 50lbs? k, thanks. I need control.

anonymity.

i enjoy the fact i have this blog...that no one knows about...i think...

although i never write in it.

it's kinda private, but not. only found on accident...

itd.

wtf?!

overproduction is BAAAAAAAD!!!

get it through your skulls, please.

twenty-one...finally.

These are the drinks I had on my 21st birthday. (just for my own memory)

Aimee-Cosmopolitan
Tara-Chocolate Cake Shot
Gilbert-Tequila Shot
Michelle-Alabama Slammer
Adam-shot of Grey Goose
Derrek-Red-headed Slut
Me-Kamizake
Ashton-Buttery Nipple
Steve-Zipperhead

You might live in Indiana if...

I love these. Editted version: these are only ones that are true for me.


If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May... you may live in Indiana.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once...you may live in Indiana.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again... you may live in Indiana.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching... you may live in Indiana.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit... you may live in Indiana.
If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --you're going 80 and everybody is passing you... you may live in Indiana.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction... you may live in Indiana.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly"... you may live in Indiana.
If your house is within 1 mile of a cornfield...you may live in Indiana.

most awesome weekend ever.

nashville. the features. so good. guys are so sweet. talked so much. thanks for everything.

peoria. the whigs. amazing beyond amazing. good times. fun times. hilarious times. thank you.

vidz.

funniest shit ever:


most amazing shit ever:

sorrow & depression.

only making it to 2/4 shows next week. :( i wish i could be at them all. stupid fucking exam!!!!!

i am soooooooooooooooooooooo depressed lately. fts.

green peppers.

looks super adorable. i wish i had a great dad like portrayed here. especially since, lately, i've been trying to figure out how to go and have the time of my life. i want to be free, and i feel like i'm anything but. it just sucks.

i feel so ordinary and i want my life to be extraordinary.

normality is boring.

i want out of this bubble. OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT OUT!

someone's daughter.