I love these. Editted version: these are only ones that are true for me.
If your local Dairy Queen is closed from September through May... you may live in Indiana.
If you know several people who have hit a deer more than once...you may live in Indiana.
If you have switched from "heat" to "A/C" in the same day and back again... you may live in Indiana.
If you can drive 75 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard without flinching... you may live in Indiana.
If you design your kid's Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit... you may live in Indiana.
If the speed limit on the highway is 65 mph --you're going 80 and everybody is passing you... you may live in Indiana.
If you know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction... you may live in Indiana.
If you find 10 degrees "a little chilly"... you may live in Indiana.
If your house is within 1 mile of a cornfield...you may live in Indiana.
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